i'm basically jean-ralphio if he were a bitter social activist
  • men in bars: wow I sure hope this girl doesn't reject me
  • women in bars: wow I sure hope that guy looking at me isn't a literal murderer
Reblogged from clittyglitter, Posted by vous-eclairer.


I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong


i can’t wait to not have kids and spend all my money on myself


What to do when you see your friend texting while driving

> Broyoualmostmademedropmyphone

Reblogged from ruinedchildhood, Posted by ilovemichaelealy.

When yah parents talking to they friends and you ready to go.