i'm basically jean-ralphio if he were a bitter social activist
Reblogged from monobeartheater, Posted by baelor.
dagger-kitsune:

baelor:

OK SOME REALLY SERIOUS SHIT IS HAPPENING IN NORTH KOREA
According to South Korean newspapers, last week the North Korean government PUBLICLY EXECUTED 80 people in 7 cities for watching South Korean/Western shows, movies, and videos, “pornography,” or possessing a Bible.
Apparently people’s attitudes and conformance are changing SO THIS IS HOW THE GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO SUPPRESS DISOBEDIENCE
They allegedly herded 10,000 innocent civilians into a stadium where they were FORCED TO WATCH THE EXECUTIONS BY MACHINE GUN FIRE
THIS IS HONESTLY SOME HUNGER GAMES SHIT HAPPENING IN REAL LIFE RIGHT NOW
some of the more reputable sources: x, x

Other sources: The Sydney Morning Herald    The Los Angeles Times

celestial-time-sorceress:

I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.” 

and he was like, “What’s a uterus?” 

(Source: mistress-laufeyson)

  • blog post: i have to pee but im too lazy
  • someone: looks like urine trouble
  • tumblr: YOU FUCKING DID NOT
  • tumblr: DID YOU FUCKING JUST
  • tumblr: IM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
  • tumblr: I FUCKING LITERALLY CAN'T RIGHT NOW
  • tumblr: OMG THE COMMENT THOUGH
  • tumblr: *8 supernatural gifs*
  • tumblr: THIS IS WHY I LOVE TUMBLR
Reblogged from monobeartheater, Posted by dasfreefree.
regionalatpilots:

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

then whata wrong with my penis
Reblogged from babyminaj, Posted by maizenweed.
Reblogged from thinewordnerd, Posted by realizes.

superiorescalator:

please watch this vine

Anonymous asked:
How do dick pics make u feel?

ladyironlungs:

the-inspired-lesbian:

This is the fucking funniest thing I have ever seen omfg.

monobeartheater:

a really sweet commercial reminding you not to drive drunk